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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart. (www.xatakaon.com)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So they just rent the ones over 6?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nah, just adapt the little free library idea. Little neighborhood kiosks where people can share their dildos freely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Scofflaw Texans will will order them in their neighbors' names and sneak them out of the mailbox when they arrive. Sounds like the perfect King of the Hill episode.