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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah, I was thinking you'd want it to ignite in the child's hands to really maximize the lifelong trauma and deep seated trust issues.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

This is a much better plan, but how do you ensure the delayed ignition? Some kind of det cord? Or a chemical catalyst?