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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

2056

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  • New ideia

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Please drink verification can

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Don't forget to scream "I fucking love Amazon!" clearly into the microphone.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Black mirror comming true!