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Tshirts are black.
Pillowcases are white.
Even if he was colourblind, it should be distinguishable.
Roses are red
Violets are Cupid
Pillowcases are tshirts
Poetry is stupid
I would like to subscribe to more stupid poetry comments please
There once was a man from Nantucket
His poems were so bad they could suck it
Moar! Moar!
Wow that guy I originally replied to got out of the negative votes. I almost feel like this thread contributed to that, and I’m not sure how I feel about it. (It was a pretty dumb comment.)
There, I put him back into the negative for you as a thanks for the stupid poetry content.
Well now I just feel like a jerk.
Don't. It was a really strange comment.
Looks like Lemmy doesn't like my sense of humor
Oh, it was a joke? Whoops! That was not at all clear.
You thought there are people who think all tshirts are black?
I don't think it's mandatory.
It should be, that would prevent many of the world's problems.
Death, taxes, and black t-shirts
"Tshirts are black"
Butch from Pulp Fiction would disagree.