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[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That's not how seasoning works at all.
Clean your pan!!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Did that. Was too stupid to properly dry it, so it was still slippery and it fell out of my hand. I then had the brilliant idea that I could convince the pan to make less noise (it was late) by putting my fist in its fall.

Aftermath

Diagnosis: metacarpal V fracture, required surgery (2 k-wires)

After surgery (October 31st)

New brace (14 days after)

Today

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 weeks ago

Truly a wake-up call. Never clean your pans. Best not clean any dishes. /j

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Not quite sure. The noise it made was muffled by my screams tho because it did hurt initially.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Are you telling me to just waste bacon fat?! I always just leave the pan on high after I'm done cooking. As you are supposed to. It's called baking the seasoning on the pan. The oil in the bacon attaches to the older bacon oil, and makes the other food you cook taste better!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

On a scale from 1 to 10, how often have the neighbors called the fire department on you this week?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He only called..... Wait, How did you know my neighbour called the fire department?!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Haha, exactly what I was going for :p

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago