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Crypto boss eats banana art he bought for $6.2 million (rfi.my)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No you plant the banana and let it multiply so you can dig them up in the warm season and feed many

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sadly, that's not how bananas work.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah you put them in the ground and then the flowers bloom on the tap root that comes out the end of the banana. They are then fertilised by earth worms and once the bananas ripen you then pull them out as the bunch we all know and love.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

wtf alien banana are you talking about

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bananas are weird trees, not under the ground. Just in case you aren't just talking shit for fun.