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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

(FYI - the article that the guy is replying to is misinformation. Two commenters have provided snopes links for anyone curious.)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This is the navy we’re talking about…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like you want the straightest ones on the submarine, if only for the smell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm so confused by this comment, straight people smell better?! Gay people (or I"m assuming you're referring to the sexual acts) smell worse than straight people?! So straight people can't have anal sex and are known for how great they smell?!? If it's an attempt at a joke, try punching up instead of down.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I was making a joke about the smell of sexual fluids, what with submarines being partially closed systems. Dont want too much seamen semen. Yeah I dont fully get it either, I am very tired.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

New concept: submarine aces

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

lol fair enough.