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MY PERFECT MOURNING ROUTINE (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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The perfect way to mourn your mundane life.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Hey, bud. I can't leave the office after just getting there to go lift weights. I also have zero control over 80% of the meetings I attend. Dude has no idea how privileged he is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Saying NO is a superpower!

"Hey, Sanctus. Where are you going? I was hoping you'd finish that report before noon?"

"Uh, OK? Guess I'll see you at the meeting with our main customer then."

See how easy that is?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Mate, it's impossible to work with you, we'll have to make you redundant, I'm sorry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

"fuck, he's got us. We'll have to regroup and think of another tactic."

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