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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I wanna know which powerful people jones pissed off because there's no way he'd get got this hard if it wasn't someone with a lot of pull

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 23 hours ago

You don't mess around with Global Tetrahedron.