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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That adorable friend should start voting in off years. There's going to be local elections next year at the very least.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Listen, I hate to break it to you... but we can't even get these clowns to vote on Presidential election years and now we have to try to convince them to vote during off years and special elections? Fat chance.