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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (7 children)

But I thought I was still a virgin. Will I get preganant?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Yes, and you will have the baby.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yes again, but if out goes poorly, they let you die instead of helping you.

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