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Expert Explains Why, Essentially, You're Fucked (www.youtube.com)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

But I can get an abortion still... right? Right!?!

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/for-the-better-right

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yes again, but if out goes poorly, they let you die instead of helping you.