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[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I, uh, errr, uhhhhh.....

Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals

They're just different, trust me, okay????

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Horse is the male, cow is the female. Just like dogs and cats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

White cows make normal milk, brown cows make chocolate milk. That’s just science

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

And if you're fancy, you'll find red cows that make strawberry milk.

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