Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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I need to forget (slrpnk.net)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey waiters, I was once in your shoes. No one accidentally orders double of something.

If the customer wants double nuggies, charge them twice and give them double nuggies.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

what about one of everything?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

...twice

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'll have a double and make it a double

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

Hold onto your butts, we're going exponential.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Haven't you already had one-of-everything?

Sure, but what about second one-of-everything?