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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I sure hope someone with "drunk" in their name isn't going out and buying a motorcycle as a midlife crisis.

Maybe go on an uber kick. Just take uber everywhere. Or hire a personal driver. The important thing here is if you fall asleep, you're not also in control of a several ton killing machine that can affect the lives of innocent civilians at 2pm.

........maybe buy a blender!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I've ridden motorcycles since before I could legally drive. I can be a drunk and I can ride, I just can't do both at the same time. I don't get on one if I've had anything to drink.

I'm a drunk, not a moron.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Man this would be me if I could afford both booze and a bike. I guess the health side effects of not drinking to safe money are nice though!