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DNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from This (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The electoral college did a great job once again. Everyone please raise your butts as they come out fucking. We want them to enjoy this moment. And let's all look and act terrified as they penetrate us once more. Let's trust that they will vote for the candidate they think we need next time too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You do realize that Trump is in the lead for the popular vote, currently. Right?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 56 minutes ago

You do realize that he is a racist, sexist asshole. But yeah I'm aware. The guy basically lied to everyone and everyone bought it again. So here we go again. But remember that the popular vote doesn't elect Presidents. It was the electoral college's job to keep this asshole out of office and they failed once again.