this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wish annon would let our gay yelps for me :3

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

OHGODOHGOD I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DIDN'T THINK THIS WOULD WORK

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

Show 'em your butthole!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

I hope this interaction has given you the confidence to plan out your second line after saying hello :))

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like that's the missing last sentence: Am meeting dudes now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I am become gay yelp