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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, what’s the reason?

[–] [email protected] 206 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every so often, girls need to release evil demons within them or else they'll be consumed by hellfire. Everybody knows this.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

This explains everything. The reason I never saw her after the first date is because she was consumed by evil demons ☹️

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Period flow can happen without warning, and even if there is a warning, it's not usually something that girls are comfortable enough with to want to announce the reason in front of a classroom.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's not like you want to announce diarrhea either

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I liked your comment myself, but I wished period was more normalized and not seeing as something "disgusting" or "embarrassing"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don’t get diarrhea every 4 weeks. Do you?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No it's more frequent than that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe lay off the Arby's for a while.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh, a low-tier fast food restaurant in the US. That joke will be funny to some people.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lucky you not having IBD or Crohns

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Yep... I was about to say "Oh just watch me try not to!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the hell do they put in those tacos, exactly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

β€œGraduated” seniors

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah, long pork tacos, my favorite

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Eh depends on how explosive it is, those nearby may deserve a warning

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Then why is it called menstruation and not womenstruation? (β•―Β°β–‘Β°οΌ‰β•―οΈ΅ ┻━┻

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why are they called women and not wowomen?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh that! I thought it was still something about pee I don’t know because of the context πŸ˜„