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[–] [email protected] 270 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

One teacher allowed girls bathroom breaks without a question but not guys and we thought it was bc girls can't hold pee in since they don't have dicks.

If you can't tell sex ed doesnt exist in this part of the world

Hell that's not even sex ed but anatomy ig

[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't be silly. It's because most of them don't have balls, the place where pee is stored, so it goes right through them

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Wait, what’s the reason?

[–] [email protected] 206 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every so often, girls need to release evil demons within them or else they'll be consumed by hellfire. Everybody knows this.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

This explains everything. The reason I never saw her after the first date is because she was consumed by evil demons ☹️

[–] [email protected] 112 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Period flow can happen without warning, and even if there is a warning, it's not usually something that girls are comfortable enough with to want to announce the reason in front of a classroom.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

It's not like you want to announce diarrhea either

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

I liked your comment myself, but I wished period was more normalized and not seeing as something "disgusting" or "embarrassing"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don’t get diarrhea every 4 weeks. Do you?

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No it's more frequent than that

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe lay off the Arby's for a while.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Oh, a low-tier fast food restaurant in the US. That joke will be funny to some people.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lucky you not having IBD or Crohns

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Yep... I was about to say "Oh just watch me try not to!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What the hell do they put in those tacos, exactly

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

β€œGraduated” seniors

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah, long pork tacos, my favorite

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Eh depends on how explosive it is, those nearby may deserve a warning

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Then why is it called menstruation and not womenstruation? (β•―Β°β–‘Β°οΌ‰β•―οΈ΅ ┻━┻

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why are they called women and not wowomen?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh that! I thought it was still something about pee I don’t know because of the context πŸ˜„

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

New theory dropped: pee is stored in the dick

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

well the pee is stored in the balls, girls don't have that extra reservoir