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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Bold of you to think trump would go down on anyone.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Trump is the kind of guy, who thinks women's orgasm is a myth.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, I can understand why he'd think that, given that he's certainly never caused one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm sure if Putin asked nicely enough...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

McConnell with the facesitting fetish

exits stage left to vomit at the imagery

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't want to think about it at all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't either, but if I am cursed with this thought, so is everyone else.