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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I make brief eye contact, purse my lips to form a half-smile, and nod my head downward. Then i move to an open corner of the elevator, i pull my phone out, and i end my turn.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The elevator stops at the next floor and a Chadbro™ enters. He does not notice you, and does not press any buttons on the elevator. He sniffs his pits before posting his hand on the wall beside the woman and whispers something in her ear. Her face changes to disgust and she darts a pleading glance in your direction, silently asking for help.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I put on my robe and wizard hat

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Please understand how small an elevator is, and how big fireball is. Your party is begging you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I smile casually then turn slightly away from them before sitting down crossed legs facing away, trying to focus on my romantic web comics.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You forgot to roll for initiative!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Combat hasn't been initiated. lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Famous last words.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

"haha roll initiation for what? im in a elevator :p"

Chadbro slowly begins to turn. A smirk creeps across his face as he stares daggers into my soul.
He draws a broadsword

"Oh"