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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (3 children)

Speaking of, I recently switched to Linux, do the thigh high socks just show up or do I have to order them myself?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 minutes ago

If you use arch you have to start knitting

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You need to be a naughty slut that deserves a spanking for that to appear.

You get a choice of free maid/nurse/lab assistant outfit as well.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Yep, as written in the manuscript:
"Stallman's Sluts and Torvalds' Thots,
shall all receive some thigh-high socks."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

You unlock them once you enter your 10,000th terminal command.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 49 minutes ago (1 children)

Does repeating commands count or do they have to be entered manually?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago

It's rather a r9k kind of deal

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Better get to work then, its gonna be a cold winter.