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[–] [email protected] 18 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Thank god they didn't go furry with any of their characters.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

CS Lewis did it for them with Jesus' lionsona

[–] [email protected] 40 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

2034: The Vatican unveils official furry mascot

[–] [email protected] 18 points 20 hours ago

Aslan from the Narnia series is basically a feral fan-made fursona for Jesus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

To learn more google "Rule 34 Vatican mascot"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Please no. I think I'd have no choice but to firebomb the Vatican.

Edit: Catholic furries are fine, I don't have anything against them so long as they're not trying to proselytize or something; but I don't want the Catholic church anywhere near me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Yeah I feel the same, I was just joking

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

That's when they finally get me.