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I Don’t Know Why Women Keep Laughing at Me When I’m Out Driving my Tesla Cybertruck (www.torquenews.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Right? There's a Countach that parks next door to my favorite bar pretty often on the weekends and I have not once pointed and laughed at it. That's a vehicle I'll never be able to buy but I'm not jealous. I'm jazzed to see it.

I'm not a car guy but even I think it's cool as hell.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The difference between a Cybertruck and a Countach is the difference between a self-indulgent wiener and a connoisseur.