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[–] [email protected] 91 points 18 hours ago (7 children)

I had a friend who tried the same thing, bars and such. He didn't try anybody in his friend group and he was more ir less isolated at work, so there was no real pool of people to look into. I suggested getting a cheap seat at the ballpark and he balked saying he didn't like sports. I told him even if he walked the concourse, there were still folks he could interact with. He ended up finding some girl who was an actual prostitute and got him hooked on drugs.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago

He ended up finding some girl who was an actual prostitute and got him hooked on drugs.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 14 hours ago

I suggested getting a cheap seat at the ballpark

He ended up finding some girl who was an actual prostitute and got him hooked on drugs.

Oof

[–] [email protected] 33 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That last line hits like a truck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Or like cocaine

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago

Woah that story took a turn I Did not expect

[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

Ez secks and drugs. That's better than a relationship.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago