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Who's fucking carmelizing onions? (file.garden)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My face smells like onions for 3 days straight after cooking something with onions for more than 20 minutes. It should be much more terrible to have just onions in the pan

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's a non-starter then. Nothing is worth a 3 day onion facial.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry you feel that way.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

What I wouldn't give for one of those!