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Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window (www.newsweek.com)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They really need more durable windows over there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No! More soft ground.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Or softer oligarchs, they don't seem bouncy enough.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hm... Putting them in those bouble balls would be good

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't the acceleration worse if you bounce?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Not in Russia.