Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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The ability to be spontaneous in life is directly proportion to the size of your bank account (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Kill someone else's kid.