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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

To get your final spontaneity ability score, you have to multiply base spontaneity by a factor of

     1  
––––––––––––  
1 + 1000 * k  

where k is the number of kids you have.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm having a really hard time refuting this equation. It appears to work out even for negative and non-integer values of k

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Chop off the end of some kids finger.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Okay but how would one have negative amount of kids??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Murder. It’s how many kids you’ve murdered. Therefore you will be in prison and have negative spontaneity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Kill someone else's kid.

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