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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon goes on a double date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that. One time when I was on a second date, the woman told me that I seemed like quite a pessimist. I said "No, if I were a pessimist, I would never stop screaming." She didn't want to see me again but I still chuckle whenever I remember it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not sure why anon is making a big deal out of that.

This Anon doesn't seem like someone with a healthy attitude toward relationships...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago

4chan anon in shitty attitude to relationships shocker

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The horrors persist but so do I.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

The Dude abides.