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Kamala Harris Appears On White Noise Podcast In Appeal To Sleepy Voters (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

White noise is made of samples with uniformly random values. If you generate enough of it with true randomness, it will include an audio recording of the past 24 hours in Kamala Harris's life. (Of course, you're as likely to stumble upon it as on any other possible 24-hour audio.)

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I'm Kamala Harris, and I approve this blessage"?! You stupid monkey!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like that you perfectly transcribed her encrypted call with Biden but why is it interspersed with "snarky commentary by Ben Shapiro"?