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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Scary to think the election might come down to wich candidate has the better jre showing.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wanna see them both on hot ones

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Trump will melt by the 4th bottle

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oops! All Da Bomb

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I can't see him getting past the 2nd. But will it be better or worse than dj kahlids?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Translation for our East Asian friends: