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Trump Pledges To Use Obscure 18th-Century Law To Marry Daughter (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

To be clear, he doesn't want to marry his daughter. He wants to fuck her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

what's stopping him?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

His physical strength.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Wow that was dark, thanks for the laugh!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Not her.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Great, now he and I have something in common.

Edit: her looks are about the least offensive thing about her, sorry. The terrible person is pretty hot. If it helps I'll wipe my dick on the curtains and give her a fake number.