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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Real tweet, real dude. Here's his YouTube, https://youtu.be/Dp8k5_3EOnE?si=6eeWECHCUTLTQXOg

So... We await payment.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Copy. I’ll begin castration immediately 😭

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You only promised your left but!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

They've made their choice already.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

No need to go that deep. What he needs is a gluteal resection. A buttockectomy. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7054894/