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What you need is a proctectomy.
https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/proctectomy
No need to go that deep. What he needs is a gluteal resection. A buttockectomy. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7054894/