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K9 Unit Shuts Off Body Cam Before Tearing Squeaky Toy New Asshole (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know that toy was resisting something terrible.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

And it smelled like catnip