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1st preserved dinosaur butthole is 'perfect' and 'unique,' paleontologist says (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 102 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

cloaca

I mean didn't we know this already, though?

Also Calvin is right

What if God was a chicken and dinosaurs were his chosen people, and we just happened to get the story right?

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What if messages from god can't travel faster than the speed of light so we are receiving prophecy meant for long dead and far off civilizations

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

So He's all knowing, except for the laws of physics He created?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Ever paint yourself into a corner of a room?

Maybe we got one of those special ed gods

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Hey now, its his first gig as a god, cut him some slack. Sure, he forgot to add special admin overrides to the physics simulation but he's doing the best he can to fix the mess he created and bring the project back on track!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Goddamn Demiurge!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

You think every developer knows every single line of code they write?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

He's omniscient. He knows EVERYTHING

*according to their storybook

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe he knows everything because he wrote it all but can't friggin remember 1/4 of it now that its been a few aeons?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Developers aren't all-knowing. But God supposedly is. That by definition includes knowing how everything he created works, and what everything is doing at any given point in time and space.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

But you realize that's how the average person sees developers, so you can see how thinking god being omniscient is a bit of a fallacy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

If they don't need to travel faster than light why should they

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Explains why worship leaders always devolve into that high pitched bugling-thing they do.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Speaking in tongues is just a dialup tone?