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New Grounded Take on Batman to Feature Billionaire Bruce Wayne Not Helping Anyone (hard-drive.net)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

He just dresses up as Batman to pose on top of his skyscraper for the Tiktok hits! He's addicted to social media and is always getting into flamewars with the Joker and Riddler!

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Probably a better way to settle their differences, honestly.