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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I said, "who, Ra?"

He got angry and shouted, "IT'S NOTHING TO CELEBRATE!"

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's fine, I've come to the understanding that capitalism > faith and that I can just bribe Charon with a coin instead to ferry me across.

Besides, I stopped worshipping the moksha type of old gods, not the aaru kind.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That just gets you across the Lady Styx, it doesn't guarantee your entrance to Hades.