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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Mr. Wayne, we need to issue a recall all of the WayneTrucks again."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“Only 20 people have been sliced like ham so far Lucious”

“Don’t we have a PR firm to put a positive spin on it?”

“Use one of our fairytale non-profits!”