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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I have to say, the technology behind cryptocurrencies is brilliant, but unfortunately, it got misused and got ironically centralised.
NFTs are stupid.
Now with hype train dying, we could see some real use of AI.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You see, no one actually wants a digital currency. There have been several (nano was my favorite) that functioned especially well as a currency, because it used very little compute power to perform or verify transactions.

But a currency is stable. Which means you don't magically make money by holding or trading it. So it doesn't get attention, and therefore doesn't get widely adopted.

Everyone likes Bitcoin because it's speculative digital gold.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There are plenty of people who want a digital equivalent to cash from a privacy perspective.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Crypto is the exact opposite of private. You literally share all your transactions with everyone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I really enjoy reading about the investigations that follow any big crypto heist, where they track the stolen money through various exchanges etc. The Swindled podcast just did one about a pretty poor attempt to launder crypto (see Razzlekhan) and Darknet diaries did one on the much more competent (suspected North Korean) heist of eth from Axie Infinity and their various laundering efforts including through Tornado cash. It's surprisingly transparent in a lot of ways. It seems like stealing the money is often the comparatively easy part, and getting their huge sums out of crypto and into something they can use (while thousands watch the money like hawks) is much harder.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

getting their huge sums out of crypto and into something they can use (while thousands watch the money like hawks) is much harder

That, my friends, is what NFT are is perfect at.

"Oh, what, tax authority? No, I didn't steal this money. I earned it legit by selling my newly-minted monkey NFT to some sucker for 100 ETH."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That gets your money into crypto, not out of it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The full scheme works like this—

  1. Acquire dirty (criminally-obtained) cash or dirty crypto. You can convert dirty cash into crypto easily by buying peer-to-peer. Deposit this into Wallet A.
  2. Using a different wallet, Wallet B, mint an NFT and put it up for auction. You might consider paying a small sum of money to have it "sponsored" by a B-tier celebrity to make it seem more legitimate.
  3. Using the Wallet A, outbid everyone else and buy the NFT. Pay using the dirty crypto.
  4. Dirty crypto is transferred to Wallet B.
  5. Repeat this process as many times as desired.
  6. In the end, sell the crypto legitimately on a cryptocurrency exchange. Declare the crypto as income and pay tax as appropriate.
  7. If questioned by the authorities, you claim that you mint NFTs and that they were sold genuinely at public auction, purchased by an anonymous buyer.
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

You go ahead and do that and see how it turns out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

It'd be nice to have a singular system for payment around the world. I work on e-commerce sites that take payment in many different countries, and some of those payment providers are better designed than others.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Name one stable currency. All currency fluctuates (Forex trading). But yes, crypto is very volatile comparatively

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How many more decades do you think until crypto stabilizes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I don't think investors in crypto want it to lose volatility. But again, all currencies are subjected to volatility. No currency is perfectly stable. Hence, derivatives.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

That was my point, in essence. Crypto fails as currency because the people in that market don't want it to be less volatile, making it bad for typical currency uses.

While yes, the relative values of currency fluctuate over time and in relation to one another, it's orders of magnitude less and driven by far more predictable and based on actual real world factors. Instead of Fomo, whims, market whales, and indecipherable white papers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

nano was my favorite

Hello, fellow Nanite!

I recently tried Nano-GPT and had a very good experience (see https://feddit.org/post/3081522/2172497), so there is at least some real-world usage – it's cool and kind of impressive technology, though spam during certain periods was always an issue and I don't know how resilient the network is currently.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

AI is useful, you just have to use it right. Most "titans of business" think it's a replacement for humans. It's infinitely obnoxious correcting them in a business setting.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NFTs of art was really not supposed to be anything more than a proof of concept. I think the original purpose of NFTs was to be able to have an NFT representing title to land or something that you could then barter or sell on the blockchain.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

NFTs were created in a code jam and had no intents to become title transfer tools.

It was and always be limited by the amount of data the NFT can contain. They went with URLs because they are small enough to fit. An actual land deed title document? Too big to fit into an NFT. Simply not enough bytes to go around.

This was the strict limitation from the very beginning. The only thing an NFT actually verifies "ownership" of is a URL.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

While the NFT can't contain the entire title document, it can contain the hash of the title document, and then the title document is simply recorded elsewhere on-chain.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I agree with this. A title to land ownership is in itself just a piece of paper, it's not the land you're owning. It's effectively serving the same purpose as the hash idea you're suggesting

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately it only is useful in proving title when normal processes have failed, and in the places with title proven by a line of titles stretching arbitrarily far back, it's only as good as the proof that got it in the block chain

It's better in places like Australia where title is a record on a government database and block chain would protect against destruction of government records (eg from war or revolution), but there it would probably only be useful if something like the old government regained power (the Nazis had no intention of returning stuff to Jews)

But in places like Australia you wouldn't want to add another step to the users, perhaps it could be a land titles department job

In places with title via history of title I don't think it could defeat a result from a title search, so maybe it'd be next to useless unless it was backed by a court order or some other authoritative full stop

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Nfts legitimately confuse me.

"Why can't you put the whole image in an nft?"

"It's too big"

"Why is it too big?"

"It'd take too long to generate."

"Okay, but why?"

"Because nfts can't hold that much information."

"Okay, but why?"

"Because it'd take too long to generate."

"Okay, but why would it take too long to generate???"

"Fuck you, stop wasting my time."

"Oooookay. I really don't understand but okay, fuck you too I guess."

Does anyone know why nfts are so small? Everything I've read says that they're fucking tiny, but nothing explains why they can't be larger, why being larger would be too slow, and so on. They honestly seem like a decent answer to the digital ownership problem of "I want to resell this game like I could 20yrs ago but I can't because it didn't come on a disc", however I get sent in a circle whenever I try to figure out what makes nfts so unwieldy and impractical.

(Not that I think anyone should be able to own a digital good; I pay for digital things because I want to support people, not because I think digital ownership is a legitimate concept. Imo, because digital things can be copied as many times as you want, you can't truly own a digital item, and nor should anyone be allowed to try and revoke said item unless said item is illegal for other reasons. However... As long as we live in a capitalist society hell-bent on applying the concept of ownership to a system that's only limited by your hardware, I think people should have the ability to actually "own" their digital goods (in a traditional sense), which includes things like the right to not have a company take them away whenever it feels like it and the ability to sell digital goods like an IRL market.)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does anyone know why nfts are so small?

Because storage space on "The Blockchain" is very expensive.

The blockchain is a complete list of all transaction made with a cryptocurrency. You have heard of miners. What they do is collect transactions and append them to the blockchain. Every miner must have a complete copy of the whole chain. So whenever a new NFT is created, lots of copies have to be stored and kept forever. It's just not a good solution from an engineering standpoint. But for the popular currencies, that's the smaller problem.

Every miner wants a fee for their services. That fee depends on the value of the cryptocurrency. There is no relation to the actual storage cost.

Besides, crypto does not offer any kind of DRM. If it did, the copyright industry would be all over it. Anyone can download anything on the blockchain.

The reason you can't resell games is, because the publishers don't allow it. For example, Steam has a marketplace. It would be no technical problem to make games transferrable between users. The rights-owners don't want that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ah, okay. That makes sense. I missed the, "the whole chain has to be on everyone's PCs" part. I figured it was more like BitTorrent where you don't actually have to have the whole thing, it works as long as everyone has all the parts to put the whole thing together (but the parts can be distributed across a bunch of PCs).

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 month ago

Start with basic networking and learning why counting bits matters. It's a limitation of network technologies.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

funnily, the tech to do crypto currencies existed long before they got used for the grift. similarly, the plausible use cases for machine learning will mostly suffer from association with the fad of llms.