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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is straight (lemy.lol)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

FWBs get paid?! Why wasn't I told this?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What'd you think the benefits were?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should've said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I'm "drunk and horny enough" now, Jamie.