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FWBs get paid?! Why wasn't I told this?
Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What'd you think the benefits were?
Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.
I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should've said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I'm "drunk and horny enough" now, Jamie.