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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Why do people dislike pineapple on pizza?

It is pretty good, especially if you add a nice hot sauce to it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Pineapple + jalapeños + pepperoni or chicken is where it’s at

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This place in town used to make a pizza called “the umami”.

It had pineapple, candied jalapeños, bacon, parmigiana, pesto swirls, and a little mozzarella on an olive oil base.

It was sooooo delicious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

That does sound amazing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Hot + sweet is really good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yesssssssss! Sweet heat is where it's at. And as a bonus, my pineapple-hating family won't steal any of it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Most of the time is an overly hyperbolic joke. I do not like pineapple on my pizza, I don't particularly care if others do, but it can be fun to pretend like it's a huge problem on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you like pineapple, I'm sure its great. If you don't like pineapple, its gonna ruin the whole fucking dish. You cant just scrape it off. The flavor permeates. Like olives. shudder

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But what if I like olives and pineapple.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Settle down, 3 year old.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Olives are great tho

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Because it's not heckin traditional!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Pineapple and jalapenos is bomb. Also with black olives

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because true pizza doesn't have fruit on it or something like that

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

except tomato, of course. ... and possibly olives. ... and sometimes pineapple.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ham and Pineapple pizza is great

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Most people who are seriously having heated arguments about pineapple on pizza would probably also scoff at a neopolitan and tell you to bring them "real" pizza.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

try it under the cheese, its magical.