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GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE
You whores are going to hell.
Everyone knows oral is sex, that's why Bill Clinton is a liar and deserves crucifixion.
You need to use the poophole loophole.
Wait, oral is sex but anal is not? This is opposite world.
That's because the anus is the opposite end of the mouth tube. The math checks out.
the perverse inverse of the obverse sphincter of course
Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.
Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!
Ever heard of soaking
Its only sex if you pump more than twice
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