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Don't worry, ladies, I got this (slrpnk.net)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Technically all sex outside of marriage is verboten.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ever heard of soaking

Its only sex if you pump more than twice