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By a curious turn of life, I have enough technical expertise in the right areas to be able to design the software and most of the hardware turn a lot of my home smart like that in a safe way were I'm fully in control of it all (no 3rd party involved) ... and I can't be arsed, for very much those reasons.

I mean at one point when I was playing around with microcontrollers I was looking for ideas of things to do with some neat microcontrollers which are cheap and have built-in WiFi support and I just couldn't find anything worth the trouble, for pretty much the kind of reasons you list.

Sure, lots of things can be done which are "cool ideas", just not stuff were the whole "remote controlled from my tablet" actually significantly reduces the effort in doing something without introducing new problems (i.e. it would be a whole lot of work to get my apartment door to automatically open when my face is detected outside and then the thing has a non-zero rate of failure even I I train the AI really well, so when it fails I would be stuck outside hence I would still need to carry a key around, so in the end it's really just less hassle not do it and to keep opening the door with my key), plus often the problem is that once you add "remote control" to a device's design you just make it consume a lot more power, so now it has to run from mains power rather than run from some batteries that will last for a year or so.

The maximum home automation I ended up doing it is automated plant watering and that stuff has been designed without remote access exactly because it can run from 3xAAA batteries for a year even though it actually has to power a water pump which when it's running does consume a fair bit of power (but it only runs when the soil on the vase is not humid enough, which is so seldom it averages out to very little power). Sure, it would be "cool" to read the humidity sensor from my tablet and activate watering remotely, but that doesn't actually achieve the point of of automated plant watering - making sure my plants don't die of thirst because I forgot to water them - whilst overall making the design worse because now it needs a lot more power and I don't have a design anymore where I can just replace the batteries once a year or so.