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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

and routinely publishes the company newsletter as a .docx.

This is good or bad?

Using an easily editable format seems good. Microsoft though

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A) Why would a newsletter need to be editable?

B) The vast majority of our staff access the newsletter via their phones, and will not care to install an app just so they can read it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Just give them Windows phones, problem solved.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A) To make remarks and comments.

B) Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who’s making remarks on a company newsletter? Those guys don’t even use the feedback form we provide them.

Seriously though, does it piss you off when you buy a newspaper and can’t send them remarks and comments by writing on it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You actually can write on a newspaper