this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
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- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
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This is really cute, but the first thing you should've said to her is the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.
"So, as I was trying to say..."
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