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Is America Ready for a President Who Can Convert a Word Document to a PDF? (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Obama, Carter, and (somehow) Teddy Roosevelt

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Roosevelt didn't convert word documents to PDF. He edited the PDF directly, with a hex editor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"Back in my day..."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"Bully!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

To be fair, Teddy only managed to convert to PDF by sheer gumption. No matter how many clippies he faced, he never gave up, never crashed his Word, and always disabled OneDrive before anything else.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For sure Obama could convert a Word doc no problem. Hell, ~~Cheney~~ Bush Jr. probably could've as well.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With his youthful, tech-savvy vibe, many assumed that Barack Obama knew this stuff. But when pressed about how to convert file types, he responded, “What do I look like, some kinda fuckin’ nerd?” His honesty was refreshing. After all, converting a file shouldn’t be the president’s job. That is what interns are for. (Recent surveys show 90% of interns’ work hours are spent combining, condensing, and converting documents in a way that doesn’t crash the aging government servers.)