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[–] [email protected] 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

My luck:

Last two passengers stumble onto the plane.

Flight attendant close the door.

They sit down in the empty seats next to me all covered in sweat and smelling not so fresh. "We had to run to make it."

Oh joy....

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

Carrying bags of fast food…